Thursday, August 5, 2010

Console Sprite Stays Home, Part II - Revenge of the Squid

So tonight, Kitsuki-sama and I sat down to avenge our honor, which had been cruelly torn from us by the unrelenting evil that is Arkham Horror. We staked our claims and proceeded to weave the story of four unlikely allies: the student, the photographer, the nun, and the gangster. Our heroes stood against the iconic foe, squidman himself Cthulhu. Though at times it looked unwinnable and the stakes grew more perilous with each roll, we braved through monsters, otherworldly planes of existence and sinister stranglers. In the end, we stood victorious as we closed the last remaining gate...


But the game had one last surprise to unleash upon us...CHIBI CTHULHU!!! His anger and rage know no bounds, and soon our four heroes stood frozen, gazing upon their inevitable annihilation...



But the game had no concept of the true horror that it had unleashed, for once Chibi Cthulhu's appetite had become whetted by the four heroes, it turned to the next logical target: the players...



Yes folks, it was truly a terrifying day, for no one knew that when two gamers sat down at their favorite horror game, the insatiable appetite of plushy cuteness would be unleashed upon the world. Remember this lesson...and our sacrifice.

2 comments:

  1. Hahaha!

    Yay. I'm so glad you survived the game. What an amazing effect. Chibi Cthulhu will remain VICTORIOUS because he was from the beginning!

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  2. Be ever vigilant...Chibi Cthulhu lurks in random corners waiting for people to unleash the ancient evils within Arkham Horror. Remember this when you play your copy of the game.

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